[ wow there sure is a lot here in every respect. let's just ignore it. ]

Ah, I have been to it, technically speaking. It is where I was before coming here... But there is no need to torture the information out of me or anyone else, I might add. I am perfectly willing to tell you anything you would like to know. I know... Well, quite a lot about it.

[ Understatement, but we'll get to that. No need to lead with "I'm an ancient demon that's been watching Earth for eons" ]