Ha. [ It's a laugh that's short and flat. ] Good try, but no. If you were a god, I'd know. Hard to explain, but it just is a different feelin'. Big is the only word that suits it, but it's not right either.

[ Though that's also a bummer for his curiosity. Ah, well. ]

Probably lots of names for what you are, then. Plenty of tales about things that torment souls of the dead. I always figured dyin' was hard enough, but seems like the universe really wants to put people through the gauntlet.