Yesss, [ Matt cheers, gratefully relinquishing the mortar and reaching for the cabinet. He comes down with the promised skillets. ] Scrambled, sunny side up? The options decline sharply after that.

[ While he awaits the verdict, he sets one skillet down on what's become Tezcatlipoca's unofficial side of the kitchen and retrieves his glass. Turns to the corner for a refill. The water doesn't cure his headache, but it tastes nice. It feels good going down. ]

Don't forget to hydrate. Human bodies tend to need a lot more water than you think they're gonna.

[ He hopes that doesn't come off condescending. In fairness, the reminder applies equally to him. ]