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Kiritsubo・桐壺・3♠ ([personal profile] tattooism) wrote in [community profile] kenoscomm2024-02-26 04:51 am

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Good evening, Kenos...

[The sense of Communion is less of a solid thing, an actual face or clear voice, and more of a sensation of smoke curling in the air, seeping into your senses late at night with a husky rumble and a fluffy(?), warm embrace.]

You must forgive me for calling during such a, hmm, fraught time... I take it to understand some VIPs have been killed... ? And then there was that dreadful light beam thing... Goodness, I've had so many tattoo clients the last few weeks I've barely managed to leave my studios to sate my hungers, let alone keep up with politics. I am an artist, you see, first and foremost.

Well, as an honorary Zenite I suppose I should at least be concerned that some wayward Meridian ruffian is going to sneak into my home and poison the poor Shard in my safekeeping to make it explode, like what happened to poor Mr. Michaelis'? I did see that...

[👁]

But I have something a little more personal to ask you.

Despite my long and adventurous life, you see, I have never been blessed with children of my own... So perhaps my maternal instincts are somewhat lacking? I am a little unsure as to how to handle the situation I find myself unwittingly embroiled in, so...

What does one do to gently encourage three young men with questionable hygiene practices to stop squatting in a small guest room with insufficient mattress numbers and become respectable and enterprisingly self-sufficient citizens of Highstorm?

I would appreciate any and all input on this pressing matter. Thank you~ ❤️

[A moment later, as if she had remembered this very important detail, she returns to Communion to add, (filtered away from a Certain Zenite Air BNB Host and His Three Tenants):]

Oh- And, apparently sex is off the table, so. Solutions that are not that, please! 💋
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Not here

[personal profile] settingup 2024-02-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's not necessarily paying attention to this, but somewhere sitting in Amos' house right now, Atsumu feels vaguely offended, and he doesn't know why. ]
Edited 2024-02-25 21:47 (UTC)
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[personal profile] alliterating 2024-02-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Just tell 'em to get out. And then toss 'em if they don't listen.
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[personal profile] alliterating 2024-02-25 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...well if you can't kick 'em out because of that, you could still ask them.

[ Her preferred option is strong-arming. ]

Or bribe 'em I guess. Give them something to leave.
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[personal profile] erbe 2024-02-25 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[She... actually doesn't know who could be there. Honestly she hasn't had the will (or the time taking on a secondary job) to check on all her friends. The impact of Discord (insomnia, apathy) means the days (and the Communions) have gotten away with her. Unwilling to engage with certain, heavier things... but this seems so easy to just—]

Make somewhere else seem more appealing to them, obviously.
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[personal profile] erbe 2024-02-25 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[a WHAT??]

Ah. I meant more like encourage them to move out into another place that might be more appealing to them. Like the place of someone they're interested in, or perhaps a peer?
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[personal profile] bakedapple 2024-02-25 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[ That was... a lot, Kiritsubo...

He clears his throat.
]

I don't know, but you can't kick them out if they have nowhere else to go. So... I guess, maybe, if you helped them find a new home...?
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[personal profile] umurice 2024-02-25 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[That sure is an unfamiliar voice and presence. Hiiro still ponders it though, despite his feelings about Zenith currently.]

If they are idle, then it is the best time to make them work on things that need to be done. Everyone needs to do their part in order for a society to work.

I heard food shortage is a potential problem, so maybe they can help with that.
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[personal profile] punkisntdead 2024-02-25 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chloe was about to write this whole thing off and ignore this communion, because it sure as hell isn't her problem. (No, she's too busy being a squatter in the Freak House to think about three smelly boys)

But that last little addendum has her immediately barking a laugh.]


Wait, so are you just mad they're squatting in your fuck-pad? Or did you already try to scare them off with sex and get no results? Because I could've told you that one wouldn't fly.
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[personal profile] erbe 2024-02-26 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
They're boys. I'm sure it wouldn't take much.

[Oh. What a low opinion on men.]
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[personal profile] erbe 2024-02-26 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
And they don't have any friends?
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[personal profile] erbe 2024-02-26 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Counterpoint: they could just be young men desperate for adult supervision and stability in a time of uncertainty. Absolutely pathetic and incapable if being independent. Especially if they had been using the manor for housing previously.

[Totally unaware she could be ripping right into her ""friends""]
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[personal profile] erbe 2024-02-26 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I've only ever met one man to be the reliable and self-sufficient type.

[And he's turbo dead, so was he really that reliable?]

You're probably going to have to corral your boys into a new habitat like herding animals, or bait them to leave.
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[personal profile] erbe 2024-02-26 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you need to actually engage them and find out what type of flame will attract your particular brand of moths.

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