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[tattooism]

Good evening, Kenos...

[The sense of Communion is less of a solid thing, an actual face or clear voice, and more of a sensation of smoke curling in the air, seeping into your senses late at night with a husky rumble and a fluffy(?), warm embrace.]

You must forgive me for calling during such a, hmm, fraught time... I take it to understand some VIPs have been killed... ? And then there was that dreadful light beam thing... Goodness, I've had so many tattoo clients the last few weeks I've barely managed to leave my studios to sate my hungers, let alone keep up with politics. I am an artist, you see, first and foremost.

Well, as an honorary Zenite I suppose I should at least be concerned that some wayward Meridian ruffian is going to sneak into my home and poison the poor Shard in my safekeeping to make it explode, like what happened to poor Mr. Michaelis'? I did see that...

[👁]

But I have something a little more personal to ask you.

Despite my long and adventurous life, you see, I have never been blessed with children of my own... So perhaps my maternal instincts are somewhat lacking? I am a little unsure as to how to handle the situation I find myself unwittingly embroiled in, so...

What does one do to gently encourage three young men with questionable hygiene practices to stop squatting in a small guest room with insufficient mattress numbers and become respectable and enterprisingly self-sufficient citizens of Highstorm?

I would appreciate any and all input on this pressing matter. Thank you~ ❤️

[A moment later, as if she had remembered this very important detail, she returns to Communion to add, (filtered away from a Certain Zenite Air BNB Host and His Three Tenants):]

Oh- And, apparently sex is off the table, so. Solutions that are not that, please! 💋

Comments

[erbe]

Sounds like you need to actually engage them and find out what type of flame will attract your particular brand of moths.

[tattooism]

You are of a certain age, are you not, Miss Tohsaka?

No particular insight on these flames... ?

All of mine will get me kicked out, you see.

[erbe]

Look, sometimes it's different for everyone. I have no idea who you might be hinting at, so it's not like I can give you more sound advice.

[tattooism]

No? None at all... ?

[erbe]

Everything you have described could apply to any guy ever, so no.

[STOP VAGUE POSTING IF YOU WANT MORE THAN VAGUE HELPING, KIRITSUBO]

[tattooism]

Oh... Oh, you want names?

[erbe]

You're stalling, aren't you?

[tattooism]

Yup.

[completely casually,]

I'm trying not to lose one of my favorite "special friends" here.

[Alas, the things a "maiden" would never understand...]

[erbe]

["Maiden". Right.]

If you're already calling them out like this I don't see the point in hiding their names.

[tattooism]

Plausible deniability, sweetheart... People get tetchy when names get thrown around.

Honestly, I do not know why I am bothering, I have plenty of other "friends", but... Fucking with the same Aspect just scratches this itch...

1/2

[erbe]

[Suddenly she is reminded that one time she gave Atsumu a blowjob, and well. There is the sensation of alarm being choked off before sputtering out.]

[erbe]

[Rin is going to attempt to swerve RIGHT back to the original problem thank you.]

W-w-w-w-what about kicking them out temporarily? Like getting a babysitter, and then progressing from there?

1/2

[tattooism]

[Gurl... please...

You think Kiritsubo doesn't know a throat thought when she senses it?]

[tattooism]

Hmm... A babysitter...

I thought they usually stayed home with the kids. They take them out on walkies now?

[erbe]

Tch. If you want to get technical you can say it's like a daycare instead.

[tattooism]

Maybe some... arts and crafts therapy?

[erbe]

Oh? Are extra classes in your budget?

[tattooism]

They will be if you let me put some ink on that pretty skin of yours…

Or, if someone else does ♡

[erbe]

You're still interested in that?

[tattooism]

Why would I not be?

You have excellent skin for it, Miss Tohsaka.

And I do not mean just for the colors.

[She means those delicious... strong... magic... Well, she「saw」them as "veins", not "circuits", but...]

[erbe]

And why is that? I'm not as unmarred as I once was.

[The canvas is no longer perfect. She has scars.]

[tattooism]

[The communion equivalent of... an eyebrow raise.]

Do you think people become completely disinterested in sex when their partner is no longer a virgin, too... ?

[... Most people. There are some weirdos out there.]

[erbe]

That's not the same.

[tattooism]

I might beg to differ~

[erbe]

A scar would impact your work, it's not the same.